It’s really not that interesting of a job.
You want to vomit, but this place doesn’t let you.
INCIDENT REPORT NUMBER 382412018-A3 - VAULT BREACHED
"Wait, I'm in heaven, and I have roommates?"
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What is the defining organ of the modern era?
Some iron, sulfur, and coal; a clever arrangement of firing mechanisms; it's all it takes to launch an alchemist’s favorite metal at high velocities.
Enter: the Lottocracy
Let us all dream that the Ivory Dove takes a liking to ethan, and that they will live out their death in fruitful happiness.
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